1. nowyoukno:


    Georgia Guidestones

    The frightening and enigmatic Georgia Guidestones were recently updated with a stone tag that reads, “2014”.

    This strange monument sounds like the creation of an evil bad guy in a science fiction movie who wants to take over the world. However, these stones are very real and their most frightening declaration is, “Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 (five-hundred-million) in perpetual balance with nature.” There are currently 7,000,000,000 (seven-billion) people living on the planet. So, it seems whoever created these stones, which are written in eight languages, wants to murder a large majority of the planet.

    Story link: http://guardianlv.com/2014/09/georgia-guidestones-recently-obtain-new-addition-the-year-2014/

    Wiki link: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_Guidestones

    make this viral

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  2. Let’s-a play! #TshirtTuesday

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  3. Ah yes i have disappointed my uni friend for the first time

    get used to this buddy


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  6. penicillium-pusher:

    Simple definition posters for some of the aromantic spectrum

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  7. mymeatface:


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  8. bottomjared:

    im dead

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  9. foxzes:


    What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

    do u mean excited

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    1. Officer: C'mon people, clear the scene--
    2. Me: this ain't a scene it's a
    3. Officer: dont u dare
    4. Me: gOD
    5. Officer: stop
    6. Me: dDAMN
    7. Officer: SToP
    8. Me: ARMS
    9. Officer: rACE

  10. arminsarmy:


    Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

    Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

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  11. sherlooolly:



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  12. londoin:

    do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

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  13. Color My Inbox


    Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
     - I love you.
     - I think you’re cute.
     - You’re amazing.
    Rose - You’re pretty
     - You’re hot.
    Plum - I would fuck you.
    Violet - I would date you.
    Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
     - You are my tumblr crush.
    Orange - I want to get to know you.
     - We have a lot in common.
     - I wish you would notice me.
    Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

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  14. university is a joke i’ve paid a lot of money for my tutors to ‘be somewhere else’ or not even bother turning up or have their schedules wrong and be 15 minutes late like what the fuck